In the style of Men Without Hats.
Lots of cants cuz of the wu
Social distancing online
Leaders say can’t and when they say can’t
we end up confined
corona goes where it wants to
doesn’t follow data lines
and we want it to get out of this world
and to leave that thing behind
and still we watch TV (cycle from f)
saying cants saying cants
everybody’s under control
saying cants saying cants
listening pole to pole
I spent the first stretch of Covid lockdowns creating song parodies. Then I stopped thinking it was funny. Now it seems I have an oddly relevant catalog of these things.
Werewolves, being creatures of folklore and fiction, don’t have a single, definitive set of rules governing their existence—different stories, cultures, and media portray them in wildly different ways. Generally, whether werewolves can die of old age depends on the specific lore you’re diving into.
In some traditions, werewolves are humans cursed or afflicted with lycanthropy, transforming into wolves during full moons or at will. In these cases, they often retain human lifespans and vulnerabilities when not transformed. So, unless the curse explicitly grants immortality or extended life, they’d likely age and die like any human—think of the classic Wolf Man from old Universal films, where the guy’s just a tragic dude with a hairy problem. Old age would catch up eventually, assuming they don’t get silver-bulleted first.
In other stories, particularly in modern fantasy or urban fantasy (like True Blood or The Dresden Files), werewolves might have enhanced longevity or even ...
